{"id":4844,"date":"2021-01-03T21:08:37","date_gmt":"2021-01-04T03:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4844"},"modified":"2021-01-03T21:08:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-04T03:08:38","slug":"its-complicated-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/03\/its-complicated-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Complicated Salad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We slept in a little bit today before the girls left. I had big plans that ended up being big dawdling around the house. Eventually I made it up to Summer&#8217;s for dinner, where she planned chicken tacos with lettuce leaves instead of tortillas. The execution was more annoying than anything else for me, since I could have just made a salad with the same taco-inspired toppings and eaten it with a fork instead of having to get up and completely wash my hands in the middle of the meal. I hate messy food, but I eat tacos because they&#8217;re delicious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It&#8217;s back to normal tomorrow, and I just hope it&#8217;s not awful.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We slept in a little bit today before the girls left. I had big plans that ended up being big dawdling around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,36],"class_list":["post-4844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4845,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4844\/revisions\/4845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}