{"id":5033,"date":"2021-03-14T23:17:44","date_gmt":"2021-03-15T04:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=5033"},"modified":"2021-03-14T23:17:45","modified_gmt":"2021-03-15T04:17:45","slug":"a-boiled-pot-never-watches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/03\/14\/a-boiled-pot-never-watches\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boiled Pot Never Watches"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/e\/e1\/Victory-Cigar-Congress-Passes-DST.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"500\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slept in quite a bit later than I wanted to this morning. When I did finally roll out of bed, the girls were already up and picked at leftovers for lunch. I scavenged some chicken tacos myself as Summer got them onto chores for the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt pretty helpless all day, and wanted to go home to accomplish anything. Summer and Autumn went grocery shopping and brought back stuff to make patty melts for dinner, so I waited for that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead of cooking any of it on the griddle, Autumn burned some onions in a pan and then made hamburger patties on the grill. She kept disappearing while she was supposed to be cooking, and didn&#8217;t realize when the fire had blown out from the wind outside. She had me cook fries because she didn&#8217;t want to deal with the deep fryer, but I ended up making a mess of things when the whole pot boiled over. Fortunately there was no serious damage, but it sure made a mess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When we finished eating, I stuck around for half a game of <em>Monopoly<\/em>, and ended up settling in as the sprinkling outside turned into a full-fledged rain. Finally, we finished <em>WandaVision<\/em>, and did our best to go to bed at a reasonable time after losing an hour last night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Get your hoe ready!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I slept in quite a bit later than I wanted to this morning. When I did finally roll out of bed, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,29,41],"class_list":["post-5033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-family","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5034,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5033\/revisions\/5034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}