{"id":5044,"date":"2021-03-21T00:35:32","date_gmt":"2021-03-21T05:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=5044"},"modified":"2021-03-21T00:35:34","modified_gmt":"2021-03-21T05:35:34","slug":"never-trust-the-banker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/03\/21\/never-trust-the-banker\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Trust the Banker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer felt well enough to go to work today, and left me to fetch the girls from their friends&#8217; house. Autumn ended up getting a ride from another Explorers friend to their meeting at Old Post, so I just had to get Eaddie. We stopped by Hardee&#8217;s for a little lunch to take to Summer. Then we went to my house so she could ride her bike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer got busy and forgot to get Autumn, so I headed across town. Just as I got there, Autumn called to tell me she passed me in someone else&#8217;s truck. I mentally scolded her as I turned around and headed back home. Then I pushed some leaves around in the yard and did a bit of rearranging in the garage while Eaddie spent the entire afternoon at her grandparents&#8217; house. I finally had to call her back home so we could go eat dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We arrived back at the house just before Summer, so it worked out well. Autumn had cleaned the house as she was supposed to. Summer and I ate some leftovers while Eaddie went out to try and mow the lawn. She couldn&#8217;t get the mower started though, furthering my hatred for simple combustion engines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Autumn wanted to play some Monopoly, so Summer and I finished the evening with that. They decided to gang up on me to prevent any possibility of winning, even after overcoming the already incredibly bad odds, so I took matters into my own hands just to see if Summer would notice. Stacks of money later, my allergies got the best of me and I decided it was time for bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>One for you, and one for me. Two for you, and one, two for me. Three for you, and one, two, three for me. Nyah.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer felt well enough to go to work today, and left me to fetch the girls from their friends&#8217; house. Autumn ended [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,29,38],"class_list":["post-5044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-family","tag-tabletop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5045,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5044\/revisions\/5045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}