{"id":5123,"date":"2021-04-19T23:07:39","date_gmt":"2021-04-20T04:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=5123"},"modified":"2021-04-19T23:07:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-20T04:07:40","slug":"wheres-curtain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/04\/19\/wheres-curtain\/","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s Curtain?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had so much trouble going to sleep last night that it was a real surprise making it to work early today. Ben enjoyed my <em>I Know What You Did <s>Last Summer<\/s> Recently<\/em> picture so much that he made his own <em>Where&#8217;s <s>Waldo<\/s> Curtain<\/em> picture to tape over my door.  Melinda was gone and left me with a gift bag of snacks and a single-shot dart gun with a pile of foam darts; mostly pink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a quiet day, because Zach was off and Ben left to cover testing at Crawford. Greg and I were the only two at the shop for a while. Gary was in and out. I had some work orders assigned to me, so I just took care of those for most of the morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lunch time approached surprisingly fast. I convinced Gary, Greg, and Josh to go to McAlister&#8217;s with me so I could redeem my free entr\u00e9e. I should have taken a picture of how pitiful it looked. I got the Pick Two with a cup of soup that was only about two thirds full, and a sandwich that hardly had anything inside of the bread. For ten bucks, I would have been super mad. For free, I just sort of felt like I was on a diet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After lunch, I continued work in Jamf, trying to enroll that new iMac. I finally asked Gary for some advice and we pretty well decided it was just an OS incompatibility for being so new. Ben and I chatted for a little bit after work, and then I headed home to get Autumn to her Explorers event in Dardanelle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The internet was in and out for a while, so we had to let Eaddie into the garage from her bike ride. After dropping Autumn off, I came home and continued packing things into my cabinet and cleaning up the garage. Summer came by to get Eaddie, and once the sun went down, I moved inside to try and clean up the laundry room. It gets a lot slower as the things I&#8217;m organizing get smaller.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I finished the evening trying to find some arrangement of picture frames that lined up well enough to not notice minor height differences. Next time I&#8217;m staggering them purposefully, because inconsistency in mounting hardware height is stupid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It&#8217;s like triangular marketing.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had so much trouble going to sleep last night that it was a real surprise making it to work early today. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,6,27],"class_list":["post-5123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-reviews","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5124,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5123\/revisions\/5124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}