{"id":5351,"date":"2021-07-11T00:23:20","date_gmt":"2021-07-11T05:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=5351"},"modified":"2021-07-11T00:23:21","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T05:23:21","slug":"death-by-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/07\/11\/death-by-chocolate\/","title":{"rendered":"Death by Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tried sleeping in a bit today before going home to clean up. Eaddie wanted to have a few friends over as a birthday treat, so Summer picked up stuff for burgers. I started prepping once I got back, and made sixteen perfect burger patties. Half of them also had a fresh jalape\u00f1o diced into them, but I should have added more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People eventually started showing up a bit after I started cooking, so we ate pretty quickly. Nick had ordered a serial killer themed cake that turned out pretty neat looking, but they missed some opportunities for more puns. When we finished eating, we all played a couple rounds of <em>Drawful<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer and I left for a bit to drop in on some of her employees that were throwing Mario a going away party. She got to play her first game of beer pong, and pet some tiny dogs. We didn&#8217;t stay very long since we still had a house full of girls back home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The girls looked to be in the middle of a <em>Twilight<\/em> marathon, so Summer and I went to bed pretty immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I guess the wolf is out of the bag.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried sleeping in a bit today before going home to clean up. Eaddie wanted to have a few friends over as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,29],"class_list":["post-5351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-celebration","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5351"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5352,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5351\/revisions\/5352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}