{"id":5799,"date":"2022-01-16T01:02:44","date_gmt":"2022-01-16T07:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=5799"},"modified":"2022-01-16T01:02:45","modified_gmt":"2022-01-16T07:02:45","slug":"fire-and-ice-and-smoke-and-mirrors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2022\/01\/16\/fire-and-ice-and-smoke-and-mirrors\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire and Ice and Smoke and Mirrors"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got up this morning and tried not to dawdle too long, because we wanted to smoke some ribs for as long as possible. It was snowing, but we didn&#8217;t expect it to snow for as long as it did. I don&#8217;t think it ever really stopped all day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our first stop was Walmart to pick up what we needed. I got a huge bag of mixed fruit wood pellets, which will last years if I only ever use them in the little A-Maze-N tube smoker I got. Then we had to go to Summer&#8217;s to get the ribs and some other things, and finally we headed back to my house to set up the grill with a new tank of propane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The smoker pellets took better than I expected, even after I dumped them off of the grill while wrestling the propane tank onto its holder. We used some of Summer&#8217;s Larry the Cable Guy wild game rub she had stockpiled years ago, which proved to be a mistake. I used way too much, but we wouldn&#8217;t know that until we ate them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The ribs smoked for about three or four hours before I covered them with some old leftover barbecue sauce and wrapped them in foil. Then I let them cook another hour or two while I baked potatoes and made some bacon. Summer made broccoli salad, and then we called it a day instead of making twice-baked potatoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was still snowing big, fat flakes, but the roads were clear enough to get to my parents&#8217; house. We ate and visited for just a little bit, and then headed back home to clean up. We only ate one rack of the ribs, and they were extremely salty. The rub was overpowering, so I couldn&#8217;t even really tell that it had a smokey flavor. It may help to eat the next rack with some plain rice to cut the seasoning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we settled in for the night, I got Summer to stay up late and watch <em>The Prestige<\/em>. I&#8217;d been wanting to watch it again for quite a while, so I was glad to check it off the list. Summer didn&#8217;t feel great for most of the evening, so we wound down pretty quickly and went to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Are you watching closely?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got up this morning and tried not to dawdle too long, because we wanted to smoke some ribs for as long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,33],"class_list":["post-5799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-food","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5800,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions\/5800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}