{"id":6057,"date":"2022-05-01T23:14:42","date_gmt":"2022-05-02T04:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=6057"},"modified":"2022-05-01T23:14:43","modified_gmt":"2022-05-02T04:14:43","slug":"somewhere-in-between-guilt-and-guillotine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2022\/05\/01\/somewhere-in-between-guilt-and-guillotine\/","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere in Between Guilt and Guillotine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We woke up to some enlightenment, and had to make quick decisions for the day. I ate a couple donuts, and Summer made a couple egg and cheese biscuits from the leftovers. Eventually she left with Autumn for the gym, but ended up at her parents&#8217; house first, to let them in on what the meddling teenager had conspired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eaddie and I made it to my house so I could shower, and then met Summer at the arts center for <em>The Addams Family<\/em>. It was neat to see the orchestra pit in use, though we couldn&#8217;t actually see any of the band. The play seemed to be done really well, though it was hard for me to hear most of the dialog. I didn&#8217;t realize there was an intermission, and thought they ended the play in a very odd way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afterward, the girls weren&#8217;t up for dinner, so I went to my parents&#8217; house on my own. I thought about going back to the girls for the night, but ended up staying home to better prepare for another day that will almost inevitably go sideways.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Idiot.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We woke up to some enlightenment, and had to make quick decisions for the day. I ate a couple donuts, and Summer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,29,57],"class_list":["post-6057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-adventure","tag-family","tag-parenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6057"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6058,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6057\/revisions\/6058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}