{"id":6526,"date":"2022-11-27T00:56:45","date_gmt":"2022-11-27T06:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=6526"},"modified":"2022-11-27T00:56:45","modified_gmt":"2022-11-27T06:56:45","slug":"breasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2022\/11\/27\/breasts\/","title":{"rendered":"Breasts"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Autumn slept in this morning and didn&#8217;t shower like she promised, before going to get Eaddie and heading to Clarksville. This shocked nobody, and I was a little upset there wasn&#8217;t more screaming involved. It was a nice day without the kids though. I made ham sandwiches for breakfast, and Summer worked on the jigsaw puzzle for most of the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually we got out of the house in the rain, and went to Walmart to look for turkeys on sale. They still had whole turkey breasts for a buck a pound, so we picked up five for me to practice smoking. They had enormous Butterball turkeys for 75 cents per pound, but I didn&#8217;t really want a turkey that large. We wandered through the rest of the store before making our way out, where I managed to wade through some pretty deep water in the parking lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We made another stop at Sally Beauty so Summer could pick up some tools for nail art, and then I got a McRib on the way back to the house. Once there, Summer took off to go to the gym and then I killed more time working on the jigsaw puzzle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually I made it home to start some laundry and shower. It took me a while to get everything sorted before the Eagles concert, but hopefully I got everything. I finally made my way back up to Summer around midnight, and it was off to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Lot about birds, lately.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autumn slept in this morning and didn&#8217;t shower like she promised, before going to get Eaddie and heading to Clarksville. This shocked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,29,38],"class_list":["post-6526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-deals","tag-family","tag-tabletop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6527,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6526\/revisions\/6527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}