{"id":6557,"date":"2022-12-10T22:28:30","date_gmt":"2022-12-11T04:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=6557"},"modified":"2022-12-10T22:28:30","modified_gmt":"2022-12-11T04:28:30","slug":"o-plastic-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2022\/12\/10\/o-plastic-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"O Plastic Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The girls decided they all wanted to go shopping today, but they didn&#8217;t want me along. I went home when they left, and hung out by myself for a while. Summer suggested that Autumn should cook dinner, and Eaddie decided she wanted fish tacos, so they got stuff for fish, shrimp, and ground beef tacos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I made my way back to them around the time I thought dinner would be ready, but they were just hanging out in the living room. Luckily dinner didn&#8217;t take long though, and we all ate pretty quickly. After we ate, Summer got the Christmas tree out from under the bed and set it up in the living room. I helped a bit because Autumn was just being a complete bitch the entire time. I rigged up some blinking lights for it, but I was short by one blinking bulb for the white tree lights. I guess the replacements were too low wattage, and kept blowing immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Stop accepting that you consistently choose to make everyone&#8217;s life worse.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girls decided they all wanted to go shopping today, but they didn&#8217;t want me along. I went home when they left, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,29,66],"class_list":["post-6557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-disappointment","tag-family","tag-frustration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6558,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6557\/revisions\/6558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}