{"id":6742,"date":"2023-02-25T00:10:37","date_gmt":"2023-02-25T06:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=6742"},"modified":"2023-02-25T00:10:38","modified_gmt":"2023-02-25T06:10:38","slug":"fn-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2023\/02\/25\/fn-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"Fn Keys"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I tried to sleep in a bit this morning, but I still couldn&#8217;t. I got around to making a burrito for breakfast, and then woke Eaddie up to watch <em>Breaking Bad<\/em>. She eventually got hungry, so I made her a ham, egg, and cheese bagel. Autumn had an away basketball game, but I couldn&#8217;t drop her off until the afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After I finally got Autumn to the high school, I went home to clean up before taking my keys back to Thomas. Tammy met he at the door with a big hug, and then I sat at her desk super awkwardly while Thomas watched me remove the keys from my KeySmart holder. I took the opportunity that this was a really shitty 40th birthday prank, and then went on my way as he walked me right out the door again. It seemed I wasn&#8217;t welcome even to visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw Zach and Greg pulling back in as I left, but decided not to turn around to chat. I went on to visit with Dad and give him the news. We talked for a while, and then Ben called and we talked on the phone for nearly an hour. It seems I have options, but I just need to make a decision.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eaddie wanted to make shrimp Alfredo, so I met Summer at Walmart for some groceries. I tracked down Amanda while we were there, but she wasn&#8217;t able to chat. Then on the way out we ran into Lenetta and one of her kids, who apparently knew Summer. It was fun to realize those connections for a moment, but frustrating to share my termination after she remembered my last one from Asurion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When we got home, Eaddie resisted coming out to help, but eventually made minimal effort while I made dinner. I enjoy cooking, but not knowing the recipe by heart and having to scroll up and down between different sections of the site to find volumes and steps was incredibly frustrating. I only loosely followed the recipe anyway, and added mushrooms and broccoli to the mix. It turned out really good, though the garlic bread got burned while I tried to defrost it. I was just doing too much at once, and Eaddie was too busy on her phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After dinner, Eaddie and I watched a few more episodes of <em>Breaking Bad<\/em> until I had to pick up Autumn. I brought her home, and then it was pretty quick to bed since Eaddie had her National History Day project the next day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I couldn&#8217;t even get halfway through the book before they started asking for money.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried to sleep in a bit this morning, but I still couldn&#8217;t. I got around to making a burrito for breakfast, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,36,66,41],"class_list":["post-6742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anxiety","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6743,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6742\/revisions\/6743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}