{"id":7503,"date":"2024-01-17T01:04:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T07:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=7503"},"modified":"2024-01-17T01:04:19","modified_gmt":"2024-01-17T07:04:19","slug":"iced-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/17\/iced-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"Iced Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eaddie slept on the couch last night, but got up to shower once Summer and I were up. Summer went to work for a while, so I did some laundry and organized things around the house. I had a leftover burger for lunch, and surprisingly, one of the ceramic plates cracked from the heat of the burger. I don&#8217;t know if the temperature difference between the hot, microwaved burger and the cold kitchen counter was all it took, or if there was some other factor. I just heard a couple little &#8220;tink&#8221; sounds and then noticed a very faint crack across the middle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/pw\/ABLVV87UmpNatPNCv9rrRbh71ERQgSRnEK3jDgNQbD85rJNi2NqSFU8JyYf8xAv0wAgeadbe0yUzHas3c7dG7rs8qzrq73KBW4B1lbS9hteY5SdA18-IwLuK0d-cSKKYqDmR1NgN3qegE9UTu_N29dDbJeizow=w976-h1296-s-no-gm?authuser=0\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eaddie seemed to be a bit bored herself, and I caught her staring at a closed door. I played a little bit of <em>Oxygen Not Included<\/em>, and then when Summer got home from work, she made chicken and dumplings for dinner. We watched <em>Glass Onion<\/em> before the girls went to bed, and I lost a bunch of time to the internet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I&#8217;m very bad at dumb things.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eaddie slept on the couch last night, but got up to shower once Summer and I were up. Summer went to work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36,33],"class_list":["post-7503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-food","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7504,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7503\/revisions\/7504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}