{"id":7514,"date":"2024-01-22T02:15:20","date_gmt":"2024-01-22T08:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=7514"},"modified":"2024-01-22T02:15:20","modified_gmt":"2024-01-22T08:15:20","slug":"stationary-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/22\/stationary-turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Stationary Turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cleaned up the kitchen this morning, and had a burrito to finish up all of that stuff. I had put a turkey breast in the refrigerator last night, but it was still frozen this morning. I pulled it out and eventually got it thawed enough to stick it on the rotisserie I got a while back. Summer went to the gym, and then came back to take Eaddie dress shopping for her upcoming dance. The rotisserie didn&#8217;t work quite right, and appeared to be used, which was why I got it at a discount on Amazon. Unfortunately the motor sounded like it was skipping gears, at least in part because of my poor balancing. I ended up stopping it and letting the bird cook breast-side up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once the turkey was cooking, I ran to the old house to feed the fish and pick up a few more things, including some more fire wood. When I got back, the turkey was about done and Summer was finishing up some mashed potatoes and Brussels sprouts. The turkey was a bit tough and dry, but tasted good and had a nice, crispy skin. Too much went wrong, so I have lots of ideas on how to make it juicier next time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cleaned up the kitchen, and then Noah showed up late and ate a ton of food. An incoming ice storm had us out of school the next day, so I started a fire and we watched two episodes of <em>The Brothers Sun<\/em>. Then Summer went to bed and the kids put on trash YouTube while they stared at their phones on the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t think they understand how much it infuriates me when they do that on my nice TV. They literally don&#8217;t make 3D TVs at all any more, and this is the best one they ever made. I&#8217;d really like to preserve it for high quality shows, instead of just letting it burn in slowly while they&#8217;re not even watching it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We had the bedroom ready for Noah, but he slept on the couch again after blowing through like four cans of soda. I don&#8217;t think that kid drinks water at all, and I wish he&#8217;d quit just helping himself to our stuff whenever he comes over. It frustrated me the last time he came over, when he said I was micromanaging, because he doesn&#8217;t understand that we simply want him to respect our home and our things. It&#8217;s hard enough teaching the girls how to care about having and maintaining nice things, and then he comes over like some kind of entitled vagrant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Tomorrow won&#8217;t be much fun, but at least there&#8217;s no school.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cleaned up the kitchen this morning, and had a burrito to finish up all of that stuff. I had put a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,51,36,66,41],"class_list":["post-7514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7515,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514\/revisions\/7515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}