{"id":7623,"date":"2024-03-06T21:49:37","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T03:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=7623"},"modified":"2024-03-06T21:49:37","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T03:49:37","slug":"idiotecha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/06\/idiotecha\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiotecha"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was in a rush this morning, so when Summer came into the bathroom and startled me, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was seven kinds of painful, but there didn&#8217;t appear to be any major damage. I got to work on time in spite of the dummies in front of me, and I poked at my switches some more. That&#8217;s when things took a turn for the worst. Something at the elementary is causing trouble upstream, and I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s a rogue DHCP server.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer came to talk to some students at our reverse job fair, and then had lunch with us. Then I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to fix what I had broken. With Kim&#8217;s help, we reset things in the right order to get them going again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After work, I fed the fish and got a few more things before making it home to ride the Onewheel. I stopped by my parents&#8217; house briefly, and then went back toward Ridgewood. I rode by Mollie&#8217;s house and saw Craig outside mowing the lawn, so I texted her and stopped to chat briefly before finally circling around the restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn&#8217;t see anyone I knew, so I left straight away and rode a little ways up the bike trail. There was a neat little intersection with signage for different local destinations. When I finally got back home, I ate some leftovers and then settled in for the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Dis<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a rush this morning, so when Summer came into the bathroom and startled me, I stabbed myself in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,66,95,27],"class_list":["post-7623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-frustration","tag-onewheel","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7624,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7623\/revisions\/7624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}