{"id":7761,"date":"2024-05-01T22:40:46","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T03:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=7761"},"modified":"2024-05-01T22:40:47","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T03:40:47","slug":"life-auditor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/01\/life-auditor\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Auditor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Traffic was super bad in Dardanelle this morning, but luckily I was early enough to peel out of line and duck into Burger King for a biscuit. Denice had visitors in her office for nearly the entire day, and Kim was in and out between personal calls as usual. It&#8217;s burnout city there this week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I ended up staying late because the auditor needed some help in the front office, and evidently she was just continuing to work past everyone else leaving. I don&#8217;t even understand why she had to be on-site if it didn&#8217;t matter whether anyone else was there. She got super chatty, and apparently had to look me up after I had talked to her weeks ago because her son knew Julie back in school. She was nice, but didn&#8217;t seem to fully grasp all of the bureaucratic crap she was there to do. After I gave her any and all insight I had to offer, she started telling me her life story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I finally made it home about an hour late, fed the fish, loaded up a few things, and found Summer at home grilling brats for dinner. We ate our really good, no-frills dinner, and then I sat on the couch and watched YouTube with Summer for a while before everyone was off to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Gary, Gary, Ben, and Terry<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Traffic was super bad in Dardanelle this morning, but luckily I was early enough to peel out of line and duck into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82,56,66,27],"class_list":["post-7761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-depression","tag-disappointment","tag-frustration","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7762,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7761\/revisions\/7762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}