{"id":7817,"date":"2024-05-26T03:12:44","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T08:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=7817"},"modified":"2024-05-26T03:12:44","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T08:12:44","slug":"the-very-hangry-cowterpillar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/05\/26\/the-very-hangry-cowterpillar\/","title":{"rendered":"The Very Hangry Cowterpillar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up late today with an optical migraine and a headache. So much for not flipping my sleep schedule this weekend. At least it&#8217;s a three-day break. The girls had been up a while, and Eaddie planned to go to her father&#8217;s for a couple days. I was pretty hungry, so I had a leftover brat before cleaning up the kitchen. Dad was ready to uncover the pool, so the three of us hopped into the Pathfinder for a ride around the block. The pool water looked clean enough to swim in, and had probably the least amount of dead stuff in it that I&#8217;d ever seen before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eaddie eventually left for Clarksville, and Summer and I spent the rest of the day at home. I took care of my plants and took a shower. As dinner time approached, I struggled to come up with something to eat. Summer kept asking me how to fill out the form on the back of the title for the Pathfinder, and I got frustrated to the point that I just had to leave. I ended up at Wendy&#8217;s where I sat in peace with my Baconator and peach tea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I got back home, we watched <em>X-Men: The Last Stand<\/em>. I stopped partway through to make some popcorn that turned out tasting kind of stale. Then Summer went to bed while I got stuck spinning my wheels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Dooooom<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up late today with an optical migraine and a headache. So much for not flipping my sleep schedule this weekend. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66,33],"class_list":["post-7817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-frustration","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7818,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7817\/revisions\/7818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}