{"id":8018,"date":"2024-08-22T23:46:43","date_gmt":"2024-08-23T04:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=8018"},"modified":"2024-08-22T23:46:44","modified_gmt":"2024-08-23T04:46:44","slug":"instant-offers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/08\/22\/instant-offers\/","title":{"rendered":"Instant Offers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up about an hour before my alarm with some stomach pain, which was perfect for a day of travel. I got up and took a shower, but gave myself some time to settle down a bit before leaving town. Summer was working in town, so I brought her a breakfast burrito and then headed to Conway for my first stop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really wanted to go to Kohl&#8217;s and a couple Home Depots before my interview in North Little Rock, but somehow Kohl&#8217;s absorbed every second of my extra lead time. I ended up getting a dog toy, and as I pulled out of the parking lot I realized I needed to get straight to the interview.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest of the drive was pretty quiet. I got to the building and sat outside the conference room for a few minutes before they called me in, and it was Randy with four of his guys. I don&#8217;t even know what they were doing before they called me in, because nobody else left. The whole process felt like an interview speedrun. They introduced themselves, then I chatted about my time in schools, which actually answered most of their official interview questions. It was a little awkwardly quiet at first, but we eventually got to the laughs and disparaging remarks about K-12 education.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was done in less than half an hour, and there just happened to be a Home Depot right up the road, so I stopped there to hunt down some clearance Nest thermostats. They had four &#8211; one of which was an opened box. I haggled them down from $75 to $60 to clear them out, and then headed to get Ben for lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought we might go to Cotham&#8217;s, but he chose Three Fold, which was a noodle and dumpling place just a few blocks away. It was a relatively fancy looking place, and though staff was friendly, I found the food to be pretty lackluster. There was zero heat to the &#8220;spicy&#8221; level, so I should have read the menu and chosen &#8220;poison.&#8221; I guess the noodles were also supposed to be dry, but they had enough &#8220;broth&#8221; that I assumed it was a soup with too little of it. The dumplings were bland, and the jelly tea was watered down in an already-tiny cup. The portions were miniscule, especially for $35. I would not go again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We chatted for a while and then I took Ben back to work. I started to look for other things to do, but then decided to drive up the road to charge a bit at Franklin&#8217;s. Unfortunately, the Tesla and the wall outlet were both out of service for some reason. I couldn&#8217;t tell if they were disabled or broken, but I couldn&#8217;t do anything. Then my plans got derailed again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Randy texted and asked if I had some time to chat, so I ended up just going back to their office and sitting with him there. He offered the job at $67,145.64 and suggested I complete an associate degree for an 8% bump at the base, but that won&#8217;t be worth anything if I don&#8217;t stay long-term. With the added drive, I was really hoping to get closer to the $80k mark, but this is still better than nothing. I explained my scattershot applications and week full of other interviews, and he said he wouldn&#8217;t hold it against me for taking another opportunity later, so I&#8217;m a tentative &#8220;yes&#8221; until the next board meeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By that time, he said traffic was about to get wild, so I started heading home. I stopped in Conway for some Long John Silver&#8217;s, and then made it home with about 10% on my battery. It wasn&#8217;t a bad day, though I only accomplished about half of what I set out to do. I was relieved to have at least one offer on the table though, so my next step is to complete my Moodle skills test and see where that goes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Am I that good, or are they just that desperate?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up about an hour before my alarm with some stomach pain, which was perfect for a day of travel. 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