{"id":8281,"date":"2024-12-14T00:45:15","date_gmt":"2024-12-14T06:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=8281"},"modified":"2024-12-14T00:45:15","modified_gmt":"2024-12-14T06:45:15","slug":"reverse-mormons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2024\/12\/14\/reverse-mormons\/","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Mormons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I snoozed this morning, so I got to work through virtually no traffic about half an hour late. Just as I got parked and charging, Randy, Kyle, Maggie, and her girls all walked out of the office to go to Sam&#8217;s to pick up stuff for the Christmas party. It didn&#8217;t look like anyone else was really around the building, so I just hopped in Kyle&#8217;s Jeep with Randy and went with them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The store didn&#8217;t actually open for about 20 more minutes, so I went with the guys to fill up on some gas before going back to meet the girls. Then we walked through the store, looking like an odd group of reverse-Mormons, and each got an assortment of things we needed for the party. I ended up getting a bunch of salad kits and a case of Member&#8217;s Mark hard seltzer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got back to the office, and things were quiet. The morning went by pretty quickly, and Jim came to get Randy and me to go to BJ&#8217;s for their catfish special. We had a relatively quiet lunch and then went back to the office to kill the rest of the day until the party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer had to work in town, so she just went to Conway and I met her at Target after work. We shopped for her Dirty Santa gift, then headed back to Jim&#8217;s house in North Little Rock for the party. I&#8217;d been <em>to<\/em> his house, but never <em>in<\/em> it, and it was super nice. We eventually got the tour, and he was right. It really was his wife&#8217;s &#8220;HGTV&#8221; moment. They completely rebuilt everything, and it was like a model home. They had a couple fire pits on the large back deck, and plenty of space inside to entertain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maggie eventually showed up with pizza, and then we played <em>Left Center Right<\/em> with dollar bills, and exchanged Dirty Santa gifts. I ended up with a coffee mug, and Summer got a snowglobe. I think only a couple people stole gifts, which kind of spoke to how silly most of them were. In hindsight, I wished I had stolen the <em>Really Loud Librarians<\/em> game that someone else got.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We eventually had to leave, and made our way to Conway for a quick charge before heading home. Eaddie went to bed as soon as we got there, as did Summer. I wasn&#8217;t far behind after such a long day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Gotta get the kids gambling their lunch money!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I snoozed this morning, so I got to work through virtually no traffic about half an hour late. Just as I got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,23,61,36,37,31,30,27],"class_list":["post-8281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-adventure","tag-anxiety","tag-celebration","tag-food","tag-friends","tag-holiday","tag-potluck","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8282,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281\/revisions\/8282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}