{"id":837,"date":"2017-05-31T23:55:28","date_gmt":"2017-06-01T04:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=837"},"modified":"2017-05-31T23:55:28","modified_gmt":"2017-06-01T04:55:28","slug":"well-how-aboat-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/05\/31\/well-how-aboat-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Well How aBoat That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/27Jo3RYumV0TQX2aH4d3302z0KHx22YeZwF70KPYKQZOlMmdREACZSt0TX7-rHHr6FH9DvmL_VNMZsZbFWhUS5azyvq3hyY7CCm3gGPjp3d73QwT6H4Y2XzxMZ5EEFteqSEVjP3CqRtGNjbXYPEyTz6YAqDODnxfNiHsxO7SgZWIZxJlFRwYHAfbhQa_AalVMLj7mZOyTOwQdbrhrzRlecIdDjUoFMEm1SO-IC0Wcfh0fTh3tgoQvarF419vZ_9TubD82WFN4gTwp5TjDX_iftj0t2_Ij0Ndpq8UBUX-qwjzLa24TGDeYdJKH1DQNbJdCR7bNaJOxfpjHOyYY-oLGS_HMMGbVFCeWTtsjv0XKUkOushpmE7o1BmDu0K3mT3lc39WgH1JpqEYjy9I7GYPYh2oRb7tdl1ne85WhHVaKZNrW_BmN6opKWM1NRhtKb8B-lOlUJqsP10OQyn1mTlw6fR0KLrr86gREA5oPYFvKbPfAAwqDqKr3Q01vWXBah9Ll3GtgYVNBjtm1bSQ07hdHiLUd35TC8uSMVq6liQGnnuzvu17BErcMI59oV8onHjTchq61MbDbb8wlOzl6KUcPjdHhdc6I-C5fhNpREuW7IguqnVvNiqHyQpIqH32xND_5Ded484nForrf2cCE7tFBLiz-g1UZg_KI5qw2bmKLkE=s1050-no\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Today was relatively relaxed for me, which was a little surprising. I had quite a bit of time to myself to complete a project at work, and they fed us leftover &#8220;heavy hors d&#8217;oeuvres&#8221; from a farewell party for our superintendent last week. After work was when the real fun began.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up Jesica, and we went to Conway to buy a kayak. I decided on the Pelican Maverick 120x, which is a 12-foot recreational kayak over the slightly more expensive Field and Stream. I wasn&#8217;t super keen on the camo color, and if there&#8217;s anything I&#8217;ll do less than kayak, it&#8217;s fish while I&#8217;m in a kayak. I got the kayak and paddle along with a neat rack mount for the car, and strapped everything down for the ride home.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/VRxtihUK_26H6xz2iavYPCU0f3bGoGE3uiyQZuQxEOYQS2JBZABYFhFabZYWzBhdkH9JUUAyOTEZ1jPWeAYcmV2td5EwgyZp83idqhxIPgLBYajtXiirqZhgrvHdUIAXdDm0l3YmvNbeoATAgJGoscKtVKk_7yLONzAofJlVdRm3FIsCJ_nvV6qeoXxj-BZZdcDALCYcdeCP4tWzJMstIXV2OijN7bh0rzkWoSrYMYubBHnncEu1jkAYz8wXuoPWgso1bBeseBFMpIIMgYTdNCDp-g3wXrJ8_1cnfwlhzkkZaeYy_9SmwRUgbfIgnWUlLM7ASCech7XeXAlhVhw-692w2xjTd97jw4XDx5NlbKm3Kpbl7v-YNyg6qHO6nC1sjRtFmdSJjNd_6j5iXHsfKGb8cljYYmE51xTq2KIHIhA3ydCKGOBZUySLWG0FNQsM1ZhUXIMfr7ndz8BWoxHc7KW3326LuwtLXiLhWZheaHfPOqVt1Mq8SgQikArM6Fe_CGtZ0HMelj6CJpJ1RQDZRcJE55MS5xBkBUL9e2yAEbJ8-QpfvhAUV_niFP0DWUpr55g3WgMRSP_s6KE24ZnUH7lmYg-eTRwCYwMJ6JvcZHPK2R-iiGcQu-4KFy02Islh6qL0PWGfhqFhlOv5_vO4oznXpG68ugVCiblTOt7I7XY=w1400-h1050-no\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/>We stopped by MarketPlace Grill for dinner on the way back, and had an awesome &#8220;angry s&#8217;mores fudge dip&#8221; for dessert. The shrimp street tacos were good, but the salted caramel graham crackers really stole the show. I may have had to pay a $3 upcharge, but the inspiration to make this at home was priceless. It really was delectable.<\/p>\n<p>I made it home in one piece thanks to my expert knotsmanship, but unfortunately the kayak didn&#8217;t fit under my garage opening and I had to take everything down before I could park. Still in one piece, but it&#8217;s obvious I&#8217;m going to have to come up with a better storage solution sooner than later.<\/p>\n<p><em>No, the freeze dried ice cream will <strong>not<\/strong> suddenly get cold when you open the package.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was relatively relaxed for me, which was a little surprising. 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