{"id":8387,"date":"2025-01-27T21:13:54","date_gmt":"2025-01-28T03:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=8387"},"modified":"2025-01-27T21:17:21","modified_gmt":"2025-01-28T03:17:21","slug":"fish-fry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2025\/01\/27\/fish-fry\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Fry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Almost exactly 11 years ago on January 30, 2014, I messaged a guy on Reddit about some fish he needed to re-home. My parents and I stopped by the Air Force base to meet him, and I brought home two corydoras and five tetras. A couple of the tetras died fairly quickly, if I remember correctly, but some of the others lasted a while. None of them lasted the 11 years of mostly neglect that the cory catfish survived. There have been a couple other tankmates, including a female betta that would eat out of my hand and let me pet it. Several snails have passed through the tank. They seemed to thrive through the neglect as I spent less and less time at home, and then made the move with us to the new house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then tonight, as I dropped some food into the tank and added some water to satisfy the gurgling filter, I noticed a baby. The tank was too dark and covered in algae to really see, but my eyes didn&#8217;t deceive me. At least one little cory fry was swimming around, along with both of the adults. I never had any inkling that they might be a breeding pair, but at some point, conditions must have been right. I&#8217;m afraid to even try and clean up the tank, for fear of damaging the ecosystem. It may just continue forever as it is in the guest room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The rest of my day was incredibly boring by comparison. I was a little bit late leaving the house, just after Summer. I tried to catch up to her, but caught some slow traffic coming into Morrilton. There was no way I&#8217;d make up the time before she got off the interstate in Conway. I made it to work and was surprised to see Randy there before me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People were mostly out of the office, and I worked on SCCM as my Vine ticker scrolled. Lunch time came and nobody else was interested. Everyone else left the office, so I took a late lunch and went to Cici&#8217;s by myself since they had a $4.99 deal. They were absolutely packed, almost entirely with old geriatrics &#8211; slow ones, at that. It mostly looked like poverty, and a couple people had crocheted hats that reminded me of the pigeon lady from <em>Home Alone<\/em>. One particularly ignorant old woman kept yelling loudly at one of the hispanics working, and asked multiple times where she came from before she lived here. In the end, I had a good salad and tried not to overdo it. I felt pretty good afterward, and it was actually rewarding to have paid less than I would have anywhere else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The afternoon was pretty lonely since Maggie and Randy didn&#8217;t make it back until near quitting time. I made it to the end and got home to run the dogs. It wasn&#8217;t frigid out, so we had a good time. At one point, I stopped momentarily at the basin and Muad&#8217;Dib immediately peed on my Onewheel. I couldn&#8217;t believe it, because he&#8217;s normally pretty good about that stuff. I don&#8217;t know what prompted him to do such a thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From there, we made it to my parents&#8217; house where Dad met us in the road again. I rinsed the Onewheel off under the faucet outside, and then we made it home. The girls ate some leftover pasta, I cleaned up what Summer didn&#8217;t finish, and then I took out a bunch of recycling before all of the excitement happened with the fish tank. I messaged the guy on Reddit just to let him know, so it&#8217;ll be interesting if I hear back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Fishy<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost exactly 11 years ago on January 30, 2014, I messaged a guy on Reddit about some fish he needed to re-home. 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