{"id":8782,"date":"2025-06-11T21:19:47","date_gmt":"2025-06-12T02:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=8782"},"modified":"2025-06-11T21:19:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-12T02:19:48","slug":"pack-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2025\/06\/11\/pack-rat\/","title":{"rendered":"Pack Rat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I heard something making a racket in the kitchen this morning, and after sneaking around a bit, I discovered a small rat in the dog food bag. After that many failed attempts to get out, I thought I might be able to grab the bag and move it outside, but of course as soon as I approached, it was able to leap out without a care in the world. It scurried under the kitchen table, so it might as well be gone forever. I set a live trap with all of my remaining hopes and dreams, and a bit of peanut butter, and got ready for work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was running a bit late, but Maggie and the two old men were the only ones there. Nobody asked anything of me, so I quietly stared at FortiAuthenticator documentation for the entire day. I had an anxiety attack at some point, but otherwise it was uneventful. We&#8217;re officially on four ten-hour days, but that actually worked out to about nine and a half. I left briefly for some McDonald&#8217;s since nobody else wanted to do lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While I was at work, I saw Summer shuttling back and forth between the house and Added Space Storage. I guess she figured that was an easy midway point between both houses. I couldn&#8217;t tell what she was moving, because none of the large, obvious things were moved out of the house. She didn&#8217;t respond to my text, so I made it home for the surprise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The laundry room had been cleared out, which seemed like an unimportant space to me. I changed clothes and started to take Muad&#8217;Dib out for a run, but Summer asked me to sit with her. I sat in the floor and pet the dog while she finished her episode of <em>Grey&#8217;s Anatomy<\/em>. Then we left for our run. I wasn&#8217;t particularly hungry, but I needed something different, so we rode to Ridgewood Brothers to see what they had cooking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wouldn&#8217;t you know it was burger day, so I had another hamburger. I&#8217;m sure that it was better than my Double Quarter Pounder Delux, but I was buzzing too hard to really tell. They gave me some scrap pulled pork for Muad&#8217;Dib too, so he climbed up to sit at the picnic table with me and we had dinner together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After dinner, we stopped in to see my parents. Dad had come over to help Summer find the dead rat in the house, which was different than the live rat I found in the morning. Summer had candles burning to cover up the smell, but I hadn&#8217;t smelled it when I left in the morning anyway. I&#8217;m sure it was a nasty discovery though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We made it home and I took out the recycling and trash before wrapping up for the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I&#8217;ve got doodles I&#8217;d undo.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard something making a racket in the kitchen this morning, and after sneaking around a bit, I discovered a small rat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,23,82,56,96,36,66,95,42,6,71,27],"class_list":["post-8782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-anxiety","tag-depression","tag-disappointment","tag-dog","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-onewheel","tag-pets","tag-reviews","tag-sad","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8782"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8783,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8782\/revisions\/8783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}