{"id":8819,"date":"2025-06-24T23:15:15","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T04:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=8819"},"modified":"2025-06-24T23:15:16","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T04:15:16","slug":"hole-in-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2025\/06\/24\/hole-in-one\/","title":{"rendered":"hole in one"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I made myself another bologna sandwich for brunch, then started picking through things to find their permanent homes. That left things pretty scattered. I got a notification that Summer had low pressure in one of her tires, and by the time I got her on the phone, it had dropped 20 more pounds. She stopped in Maumelle and eventually worked out a tow because she didn&#8217;t have the emergency jack in her car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I started putting together the nicer shoe storage rack I got from Vine, and it was way more involved than I expected. Eaddie was slow to get around, but came out to eat some leftover pizza just after Summer and I decided to get a bucket of chicken.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer picked up the food on the way home and we ate in tense air. Eaddie kept complaining about how she didn&#8217;t like KFC. They gave us all dark meat for some reason, so we didn&#8217;t get any breasts or wings. Summer cleaned up and went to bed while Eaddie went to the gym and I finished up the shoe rack. I continued to organize, but left the shoe rack empty so Eaddie could organize her own shoes how she wanted them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>I think that even Sisyphus would hate his uphill climb.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made myself another bologna sandwich for brunch, then started picking through things to find their permanent homes. That left things pretty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,82,29,36,66,71],"class_list":["post-8819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-depression","tag-family","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8819"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8820,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8819\/revisions\/8820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}