Felt late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wasn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grabbed a biscuit from Burger King and hit the road.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quiet and lonely day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dad waited for a work crew that never showed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He called for an update, and Adam said the guys didn’t show up for work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suspect miscommunication and shifting blame as an excuse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Late lunch Baconator with a surprise baked potato kicker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Summer got home early and wanted to make dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Strange rubber chickens, but ultimately decent meal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Must be the marinade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Muad’Dib needed a run and a bath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Encountered a field of geese, but he was disinterested.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had a creek bath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Met a tiny black kid on a tiny kit bike that wanted to try the Onewheel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then he wanted to race.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All three of us took off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Much fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dirty good boy got a bath and came out a fluffy good boy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Slushy mixer<\/a> and chunes<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tequila Mocking Bird \/ I can’t stop drinking about you.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Felt late. Wasn’t. Grabbed a biscuit from Burger King and hit the road. Quiet and lonely day. Dad waited for a work […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82,96,36,66,95,42,71,62,27],"class_list":["post-9002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-depression","tag-dog","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-onewheel","tag-pets","tag-sad","tag-shenanigans","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9002"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9005,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9002\/revisions\/9005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}