{"id":9379,"date":"2026-02-09T21:52:30","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T03:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=9379"},"modified":"2026-02-09T21:52:32","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T03:52:32","slug":"the-cheese-stands-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2026\/02\/09\/the-cheese-stands-alone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cheese Stands Alone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I heard some rustling in the dining room this morning, and shook down some boxes to expose a rat, who scurried around the corner faster than I could believe. The dog has no traction, but the rat moved like it was on rails. I thought I heard another one, but could never find it, so I knew we had to excavate the corner sooner than later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got to work and I actually felt pretty good, but quickly turned sour as my stomach did flips. We made it to lunch, and it was nice outside, so we went to Taco Bell. Muad&#8217;Dib did great sitting at the picnic table outside while I waited forever to get our food. There were multiple employees standing, and no discernible reason for the food to have taken so long. I eventually made it back outside and we shared some fries and chicken bits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Afterward, we stopped by Sonic for some cheese sticks and then made it back to the office. It was a long afternoon, but I finally submitted my first purchase order with Howard. I like my new reps so far, and hopefully I can execute this digital signage well enough to impress some folks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer was in the shower when we got home, and I still felt gross for a little while. I thought I might go help Neil with a computer, but ended up having leftovers for dinner with Summer, and then cleaned up the stack of boxes in the dining room. Hopefully I can keep things moving enough to keep the rats from moving back in, and then I&#8217;ll have to go full-extermination mode.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Gains<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard some rustling in the dining room this morning, and shook down some boxes to expose a rat, who scurried around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,96,29,36,66,53,83,4,42,27],"class_list":["post-9379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-dog","tag-family","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-health","tag-home","tag-lessons","tag-pets","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9380,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9379\/revisions\/9380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}