{"id":941,"date":"2017-06-25T01:43:52","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T06:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=941"},"modified":"2017-06-25T01:43:52","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T06:43:52","slug":"i-never-cared-much-for-jessies-girl-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/06\/25\/i-never-cared-much-for-jessies-girl-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"I never cared much for Jessie&#8217;s girl, anyway."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up around noontime when Kevin called and asked me out to lunch. I met him at New China and ate too much, because I can&#8217;t resist a large variety of foods. I have to have all of the different things I like. I can&#8217;t just choose a few.<\/p>\n<p>On the way home, I stopped by Apex to visit with Jesica for a bit, and to discover that she no longer wanted to go to Magic Springs with me to see Rick Springfield. By the time I actually made it home, I was tired and lethargic from sleeping too late and eating too much, so I never did make it out of the house again. I played some <em>Heroes of the Storm<\/em>, and watched some <em>How I Met Your Mother<\/em>, and now it&#8217;s off to bed I go.<\/p>\n<p><em>Stacy&#8217;s mom, on the other hand&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up around noontime when Kevin called and asked me out to lunch. I met him at New China and ate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":942,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions\/942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}