{"id":9448,"date":"2026-03-10T22:14:43","date_gmt":"2026-03-11T03:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=9448"},"modified":"2026-03-10T22:14:45","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T03:14:45","slug":"ill-tosta-my-own-guac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2026\/03\/10\/ill-tosta-my-own-guac\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Tost&#8217;a My Own Guac"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slept hard through the first few seconds of my alarm this morning, then dragged out of bed. I didn&#8217;t go to sleep super late, but I must have been in a deep slumber. We made it to work in spite of the asshole guarding the left lane by speeding and slowing down around me for no apparent reason. I wasn&#8217;t driving inconsiderately to begin with, but he couldn&#8217;t keep up when I decided to pass him for good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was proud of how busy I stayed all day, and I felt like I got some good stuff done, even if they were all short-term tasks. I was rewarded with Ortega&#8217;s for lunch, but was told I couldn&#8217;t have a tostaguac, so I just ordered a tostada and chalupa, then sandwiched them together to accomplish the exact same thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The afternoon was busy as well, and we ended up leaving just a few minutes late, which landed me in some slightly heavier traffic for a bit, but it wasn&#8217;t too bad. We found Summer at home finishing up her schedule, so I started some laundry and cleaned up a little bit. We saw Eaddie for just a moment, and then she was gone again. Brandie texted and I caught up with her for a while, and eventually made it to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>No cheese for you.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I slept hard through the first few seconds of my alarm this morning, then dragged out of bed. I didn&#8217;t go to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,36,37,27],"class_list":["post-9448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-food","tag-friends","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9448"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9449,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9448\/revisions\/9449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}