{"id":9802,"date":"2026-06-09T22:07:13","date_gmt":"2026-06-10T03:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=9802"},"modified":"2026-06-09T22:07:14","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T03:07:14","slug":"you-cant-hear-an-enzyme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/09\/you-cant-hear-an-enzyme\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can&#8217;t Hear an Enzyme"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I managed to air fry a burrito and get out the door in a decent amount of time this morning, along with a bunch of other food for the day, which meant I wasn&#8217;t leaving the office. First thing, Teisha reminded me that I had my open enrollment meeting, so I sat in for that before even going upstairs. Then I tinkered with my VMs some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Around lunch time, I ended up outside with Joel while Dexer and Muad&#8217;Dib ran around together. Then I went upstairs to eat and finish up the afternoon. I barely left in time to make it to therapy, but I still managed to beat Summer there. It was a fairly stressful session for me because she was up in her hormones, but we survived and made it home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pulled out a little side table for her to assemble, then started the sump and took Muad&#8217;Dib on a run. He did okay for most of it. He got to stop at the hispanic house on the corner of the new neighborhood and get a bunch of pets before we made it to my parents&#8217; house. Then I cleaned up and got ready for bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Action Items<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to air fry a burrito and get out the door in a decent amount of time this morning, along with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[82,96,29,36,66,95,42,27],"class_list":["post-9802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-depression","tag-dog","tag-family","tag-food","tag-frustration","tag-onewheel","tag-pets","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9804,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9802\/revisions\/9804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}