Remotely Fun

I let myself sleep in a little bit today since I worked from home. I jumped right into it when I got up, which felt pretty nice. Kim seemed to be getting hammered with all kinds of requests, so I felt bad, but she’ll have to learn to ignore the noise if she wants to make any progress. It’s going to be a Jason-level job to get her on task.

About an hour and a half into it, I got a rather demanding email from Harry regarding a testing software deployment. Then he scolded me and set expectations because I hadn’t been approved to work off-site. I responded politely and apologetically, but called out the teacher’s failings of requesting a lab deployment with three days notice in the middle of the first week of school, all without providing a resource for the software itself. I also called out the very poor state of the infrastructure I was charged with fixing, and the fact that I had been misled during my interview about the tools that I would have available to me. Even if it was out of ignorance, the fact remains that my job is difficult because of their poor history with my department.

I headed on home to get ready for the closing on our new house. By the time I got there, Harry had responded positively, so I felt he was more than fair, and handled the situation appropriately. I took my shower and then ran back to get the girls so we could get to Pope County Title for signing.

Alisha was there with Sarah from the bank, who was sitting in for Missy, our loan officer who we have still never actually met. It wasn’t long before we were taken back to sign what we were told was a relatively short stack of papers. I think the only thing we could have done better was pay for the house in full instead of taking out a loan, and if we ever buy another home, that certainly feels possible now. The signing didn’t really take that long, and then we had to go get a cashier’s check from Centennial. My transfer from Discover to Arvest hadn’t been delivered yet, but Sarah said she could run a cashier’s check over to the title company as soon as they did get it.

After we ran the check back and I signed a couple additional, forgotten documents about pest control, the three of us went to see the Ridgewood Brothers for lunch. We ate a ton of food and got to see both Grant and Robert, as well as Kyler, who was just leaving to go on vacation.

I took the girls back to their house and then went to mine so I could finish working out the day. Kim seemed super overrun, but I couldn’t really quantify what she had actually accomplished. I worked on a few different things mostly to get organized, and then pruned what work orders I could. Google Remote Desktop worked intermittently, and I couldn’t tell if it was an issue with the computer or the internet at the school, but most of what I was doing didn’t require that anyway.

Later in the evening I headed back up to the girls, where Summer watched TV until she went to bed and watched more TV. Eaddie hung out with me for most of the evening, looking at eyeglasses online or going through old Google Classrooms that her old teachers had failed to archive appropriately. It astounds me that we allow technology illiterate people to attempt to educate the youth of a society that is ever-reliant on technology. You wouldn’t let a mechanic work on your car if they had only ever raised horses.

I stayed up super late just combing through houseware deals. I wanted to get out to do some shopping, but I didn’t expect anyone else to be up for that. It seems like a good time to start finding some seasonal deals, though.

Things were so much simpler back in the day when we just gave people smallpox blankets and took their land.

Too Many Things

The crack slowly creeped past the center of my windshield throughout the course of the day. I stopped at Burger King for breakfast, ate mine in the car, and then gave Kim my spare biscuit when I got there. I didn’t really look at work orders at all today, and tried to get carts loaded instead. I loaded four, but then didn’t even finish wiring one more because it didn’t have any cable management. I just kept chugging along as Kim was in and out at random, working about how a paraprofessional would.

The roofers finally came by to fix my roof, but had trouble understanding my English through the doorbell. Luckily Dad came over and got them sorted, and now I have a (hopefully) waterproof roof again. I ended the day by enrolling about as many Chromebooks as I think she’s done all week. I hoped I was mistaken, but I probably wasn’t. Then I raced home to stop by my parents’ house and prompt them for our final walkthrough at the new house.

Summer and Eaddie met Alisha there first, and Julie and Kevin showed up just before we did. Mom didn’t have much nice to say, but I didn’t expect her to. She doesn’t look for the same things in a lodging as I do. Julie kept repeating that we should paint, and I struggled to get my point across that no matter how many times she said it, we wouldn’t just magically find more money to do it while it’s convenient.

As soon as we left, we had to go to the high school for Eaddie’s open house. We went through the main office so I could say hi to Erica, and then I lost the girls when I stopped at the library to see Amber. I spoke with Jazz for a bit while I was looking for them, and then caught up briefly with Ethan right before I finally ran into them in the hall again. I joined them as they finished visiting the last of her classes, and then we headed on home.

Melissa had called earlier in the day to prompt me for the closing process tomorrow. For some reason I assumed that after all the money I was paying them, and all the information they were able to obtain about my assets at other institutions, they could do some magic bank bullshit and just get the required funds themselves, but evidently they want a cashier’s check. Of course that wouldn’t be possible with my savings account, so I had to come up with a way to get access to a whole bunch of money. I finally realized that a transfer of $15,000 or less from Discover to Arvest would only take one day to deliver, so I rolled the dice and we’ll see what happens by noon tomorrow. If we don’t close, we don’t close. The only thing I hate more than lawyers are banks.

I picked up some Taco John’s on the way to Summer’s, and then tried to relax in the quiet dark of the bedroom after I finished eating. Hopefully I’ll be super productive working from home in the morning before closing time.

Last call!

What My Day Was Like Today:

The crack in my windshield slowly grew toward the center of the glass today. I thought it had grown a bit overnight, and then it was nearly dead-center by the end of the day. Fortunately, someone butt-dialed me from Fast Glass while I was at work, and though they never heard me yelling at them through the phone, they did answer when I called back.

Things seemed to be relatively on fire in the morning. Kim and I ended up going to the core closet to start identifying and mapping out our switches. While we were in there, Brody called for some help with computers dropping off of the domain. I didn’t have a whole lot of advice, but I tried. Once we got the core closet documented, we went to the upstairs auditorium closet where I found three switches. For some reason, the core switch in that closet was unresponsive in the Ubiquiti app, but it was still passing traffic. We found one more random switch in the counselor’s office, and then it was back to other things in my own office.

I got my AeroPress yesterday, so I stopped to make a cup of coldbrew with the coconut coffee I got at the junk store. The grounds seemed a little bit too coarse, because I had a lot of drip-through while I was stirring, but after about a minute, I had some pretty good coffee. It really was pretty simple to clean up too, so I won’t miss having the big, communal coffee pot any more.

I worked right through lunch, and Harry came into my office to let me know the school board had voted to approve my new Technology Handbook. I mentioned my salary again, and he kind of hemmed and hawed a bit, but I pressed that the reason I stayed was because I believed he would fight for me. Then I had to go to the elementary building to meet with a teacher about some Clever sync issues that I fixed. Kim came down with me to look at a couple work orders, and I poked around to look at some access points. They were still complaining about not being able to connect to the wireless in some rooms, and some phones appeared to be dropping connectivity at random. Most of those were problems to kick down the road for later.

The drive home was reasonably quick, and I started up some more laundry before finishing up my hot wings from the other day. I got to Summer’s house a little late, so she was in bed. Eaddie came out to see me though, and then came back out to chat over a modified Hot Pocket while I blogged.

That’s about it.

Taco Platter

I was a little bit late for work this morning, half because of my own timing, and half because of super slow traffic for the entire drive. I anticipated traffic around Dardanelle, but it wasn’t as bad as yesterday. Kim was there and immediately took me to a room with touch panel issues. It fixed itself, and provided further example of just how unconfident she is about resolving issues on her own. I’m stuck doing things that anyone could do, so nobody will get to the things that only I could do.

The day didn’t go by quite as quickly as yesterday, but lunch time arrived all the same. This time I went for some soft tacos, and apparently they made too many. They put out a bunch of extra food, and a few kids came up and started just grabbing tons more. Kim ended up getting a whole foil tray full of tacos to take home.

For a while in the afternoon, she disappeared to the elementary building to close some work orders. I didn’t expect her to do a ton, but at least it gave me some time to think. Ben called for a bit and I sent him some eSchool upload templates for a script he was trying to fix.

I finally built one Chromebook cart that can be deployed tomorrow, but we still have like 16 more to go, plus the one-to-one deployment for the older kids. I just wish it would all go away. I left a little later than I wanted, confused by who works what hours. Coming home was nearly as slow as it was on the way to work.

I tried calling Fast Glass to schedule appointments to have our windshields replaced, but they never answered. I figured I would stop by the shop, but the doors were locked at least 10 minutes early. We may never get new glass. From there, I caught Summer at Superfast just briefly before grabbing some Taco John’s and going home to do more laundry.

When I finally made it up to Summer’s, she was already in bed. I watered some plants and made more hummingbird food, and then Eaddie finally got home in the middle of my internet chores. She came out later to show me her new backpack, and then wanted to sit and talk for about an hour about school and friends. I finally had to finish up so I could go to bed, so I ran her off.

We can tacobout it later.

Why Fi, Man

Just as I left for work this morning, I noticed my newest chip in the windshield had turned into a crack spreading toward the middle of the glass. We just haven’t had any luck with these cars, and it doesn’t make any sense. I always try to give plenty of space on the highway, and I never pick up rocks the way I have in this car. Summer’s enormous rock had to be a freak of nature, but I wasn’t there to witness that one.

I barely made it on time, on account of the school traffic in Dardanelle. Cars were backed up way down the road, all at 7:30 in the morning. I don’t know if school just starts earlier there, or if people are just stupid. I’m not ruling out a combination of both.

Kim was already there, since she had to take her kids to school. I jumped right into things, and the whole day really flew by. Early on, I had to call Progressive to confirm our insurance information, and then passed that information along to our loan ladies. Everyone wanted to blame someone else, and it all seemed rather silly.

Kim had lunch duty and then got some food, while I snacked a little bit throughout the day. I should have had a Soylent instead of chips and such, but I just didn’t. Later in the afternoon, we went down to the elementary to suss out a potential wireless issue. Spending all day Friday in the Ubiquiti system made me a little more comfortable, so we reset one access point and removed two redundant ones.

Just as we got back to the office, Missy called to say that we should be on track for our closing date, and finalized some stuff for our loan. Apparently we’re still waiting for the appraiser for some reason or another. Then I left work a little late just because I was getting into things. I started some laundry once I got home, and then headed up to Summer’s as quickly as I could. She had a surprise dinner ready for us when when Eaddie got home from band practice and I finished my laundry. We had grilled pork chops, steamed some carrots, and mashed potatoes that all turned out really good. Then Eaddie went out to mow a bit before dark, so I did the dishes.

Summer was feeling emotional, possibly from her medication, so I tried talking to her for a bit, and encouraged her to talk more with her doctor. She eventually fell asleep, and I wrapped up my usual routine.

Needs coffee.

Hell-o

I didn’t get to sleep until after three in the morning, so I had to fight to keep from sleeping in too late this morning. We lounged around for a bit, and then Mom said she had bún bò Huế for lunch. The girls drove separately so I could go home to charge and clean up afterward. The five of us ate and hung out for a little bit before going about our day.

I wanted to do a bit of laundry, but got sidetracked while cleaning up the laundry room. I ought to have time this week to get some laundry done though. The afternoon flew by, and then Mom had egg rolls for dinner, so I went to pick up Summer to go eat. Eaddie was out mowing the lawn and wrote “HELLO” in big letters on the front lawn. The slope of the yard made it a little difficult to make out some of the letters, but she did a good job.

Eaddie wanted to stay behind to finish up, so Summer and I went to eat. My parents were out watering the garden the whole time, so we ate and then left so we could get ready for the work week. I stopped for a car wash on the way back to Summer’s, and then I warmed up some egg rolls we brought back for Eaddie. It wasn’t long before everyone crashed after that.

No teacher, no cry.

I’ll Try to Think About the Last Time I Had a Good Time

Eaddie and I had a concert in Little Rock in the evening, so I had to get home to charge up. I grabbed some hot wings on the way home since I’d be there for a little while. I actually didn’t feel great for most of the morning, but it was better once we were in the car.

I picked her up and we headed straight to The Fold: Botanas & Bar in Little Rock. Mitch had taken me there when he was in town, and I thought the girls would really like it. We got the big appetizer to try all the salsas, cheese, and guacamole, and then both got assorted taco plates. I didn’t think it was quite as good as last time, but it was a cute place and we still really enjoyed it.

We had a little bit of time to kill before the concert, so we went by Franklin’s Charging Hub for a little juice and to use the restrooms. Then we headed to the Simmons Bank Arena and parked on the south side parking lot. It didn’t seem like a very big crowd, and we got into the building really quickly. We found our seats, and then went back up for some shirts.

They had the upper bowl completely closed off, and there were still empty seats left. I was surprised, especially for $25 tickets. Simple Plan was up first, and I felt kind of bad about how low-energy the crowd was behaving. I’m not one to get up and dance, and I prefer to sit in the seats I paid for, but you could just tell that people were there for different bands. On the other hand, there was a group of girls across the aisle from us that appeared to leave after Sum 41.

We were surprised by how many small children were in attendance. There was a pretty big family with several small children seated right in front of us, and when before The Offspring came on, they had a blimp with a camera and then several other cameras taking videos of the crowd. After a kiss cam, they had a bird cam, and several of the kids were being encouraged by their parents to flip off the cameras, much to the delight of the crowd.

Overall we had mixed feelings about the concert. All three bands struggled with low vocals, and it was difficult to hear what any of them were singing. The rest of the music was just blaring, which didn’t help. We did get to witness some crowd surfing and a mosh pit, as well as The Offspring stopping for a moment due to an injury in the crowd.

After the concert, we made the quickest getaway we’ve ever had at the arena. There was no waiting at all to get out of the parking lot, and then the roads were clear right by us, all the way out of town. We decided to stop at Waffle House in Conway for a late night dinner, since Eaddie hadn’t been to one recently enough to remember. The staff was loud, friendly, and attentive until they started getting really busy with other concert-goers. We both really enjoyed our food, and then we made it home in good time to go straight to bed.

I’m sick of always hearing “act your age!”

Purgatory

I didn’t go to work today, and instead woke up and did some remote work. Duvall’s Air Conditioning came out early to replace Summer’s air unit, both inside and out. Eaddie stayed in her room the whole time, which was a few hours. I took breaks to eat and make more hummingbird food, since there was nearly a cloud of birds buzzing around the feeder. I managed to get all of my network equipment updated, and now I feel a little more comfortable in the Ubiquiti software.

After the guys left and we had some cool air flowing, Eaddie came out and cleaned up some leftovers with me. Then she left for band practice and I started to head home. Mom called just as I was getting ready to leave, and said that Lelan was having them over to pray for Bác Vân’s 49th day in purgatory. I hurried home to clean up and then got there just as Julie and Kevin arrived.

On the drive over, Ben called to chat a little more about work stuff. I didn’t have anything too exciting to share with him, but we talked for a little while. Then I went in and socialized with our small group of family for a few hours.

I forgot Eaddie’s band family event was tonight, but Summer went to learn how to march with her. I eventually made it back to their house, but didn’t feel super Smurfy. I eventually got settled in though, and made it to bed around midnight.

Twice a day, five days a week.

Floating the River

The teachers didn’t show up until later today because they had open house in the evening, which meant there was no breakfast to be had. I had a Red Bull to pep myself up, and after a little while I had to meet Blake and Courtney to teach her how to edit the website. I didn’t really have much to say about that, but tried to point them in a direction of posting to the website first, and social media second.

I think Kim worked on carts for a little bit, but I spent the rest of the morning messing with something else. Then we had Ridgewood Brothers for lunch, which was awesome because they didn’t just have pork. They brought brisket and turkey, as well as some potato salad, baked beans, and an assortment of desserts. It really was too much, but it was awesome.

Kim and I eventually made it down to the elementary to try and close out some work orders, but herding her around was a little like trying to herd a cat. Anything would catch her attention. At one point, she was literally playing with a basket of toys in the counselor’s office. Then I learned that the open wireless network wasn’t even split off to its own VLAN. Everything is exposed, and I’ve got teachers fussing because their work orders haven’t been addressed yet.

I ended up staying quite late to pen an email that I didn’t even send because Ben called on his way home. We chatted for a little while, and then I set up some remote software so I could work from home. It just didn’t seem worthwhile to go in on Friday when nobody else would be there.

I charged up and dawdled around at home for a while before making it up to Summer’s. She was supposed to get a new air conditioner, but evidently that didn’t happen. The house was cool from all the rain, though Summer kept complaining about being hot. I never even saw Eaddie until she came out of her room super late to find some food. I felt pretty cranky, so I avoided sleep for a couple hours before going to bed.

Elective Idiocy

Cartesian Planes

This morning was rainy again, but I was early enough for a calm ride to work. Breakfast was more or less leftovers today, and I fussed with the task scheduler for a while before giving up to make carts with Kim. I think I nearly caught up to her other work so far, but the built-in clips in the carts ate up my fingers. It was helpful to lift the carts up off of the ground though, so I could scoot in closer to reach all the way through while I sat on the floor.

We ate lunch a little early to beat the line of teachers. They brought fajitas from some Mexican place that were pretty decent. Then I left pretty close to four and charged up at home for a while. Ben called to catch up on work stuff a little bit, and then Becky returned my birthday call and we caught up for the first time since around Christmas.

When I got to Summer’s, I remembered to look at her windshield that took a rock yesterday. The small smashed spot had split right up the middle of the windshield, which meant it would have to be replaced. She said she and Justin actually saw the rock, which was really large and came from the left, with no vehicles except for across the median of the interstate. Of course she forgot that she could honk the horn to save dashcam footage, so there’s no chance of ever knowing what actually happened. I started the claim online and then let her take the call to schedule the windshield replacement. Two Tesla windshields within six months of buying the cars seems like it can’t be a coincidence.

I tried to wind down quickly because I kept falling asleep on the couch, but then I had to look at home insurance stuff again. Eaddie got home from her friend’s house late, and then I wrapped up quickly for bed.

Update those profiles!