I woke up today and happened to talk to Alexa to find out that it was Talk Like a Pirate Day. She sang me an awesome shanty, which was apparently an original composition. I had been saving my Aaarrrgyle shirt for the occasion, but I never took off my work polo to even show it off. It was a secret fun shirt.
After work, I went to my parents’ house for some fish soup, then came home to some rum and Rocket League. Gotta keep the pirate thing going, I guess.
I hate gnats.