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I got all kinds of free food today. I started off with breakfast at Oakland. Biscuits and gravy, cheesy eggs, sausage, bacon, blueberry scone, and some fruit. Then I had to run home to meet a guy from Dependable Air Conditioning. I texted Melissa yesterday, and she said she probably couldn’t get anyone out for a couple days, but then he called me first thing this morning. It took a couple hours, but after cleaning up and replacing the connection to the compressor at the bottom of the unit, along with a capacitor and switch at the top, I’m back in business.

I ended up eating leftover spaghetti and salad from Pasta Grill, along with a small sandwich from wherever those came from. Then when I went to visit with Sara for a bit, she gave me an extra soft taco from Taco Bell. Fat and happy, or seemingly cranky according to Sara, I left for the junior high.

I finished the day with some actual work, and then went to my parents’ for dinner. Mom made some great curry that’ll probably melt potatoes and become soggy tomorrow. I took the leftover chow mein to Summer when she got out of the band concert, and we watched a couple episodes of The Office to wrap up season four. Then it was home for the evening.

The chocolate isn’t really gravy. And what the hell is a scone, anyway?

‘Cause you’re his cheeseburger.

I had to spend most of this morning at Oakland sitting next to the counselor while she made a phone call about an error with their testing software that didn’t involve me. It gets really frustrating having to oblige these types of requests when it’s obvious there’s no problem on our side, but evidently it’s not obvious to everyone involved. While I was there, I texted Librado to help break into a teacher’s car because she locked herself out. I didn’t even get a chance to go out and talk to him though, because I was stuck on the phone.

Our whole group met up at the junior high where Simmons Bank grilled cheeseburgers for teacher appreciation day. It was really nice of them, but it seemed like a much smaller crowd than last year, and definitely a smaller spread than when Beacon Tire did it. It was a great day to be outside, though.

After work, I went to my parents’ house for some leftover chow mein and actually ate it this time. Then it was home to clean the tadpole bucket, and finally a game of PUBG with Aaron before the servers went down.

Waddle waddle, till the very next day…

Donut Be Alarmed

Teacher appreciation week continued today with a ton of sweets. I didn’t swipe anything from the break room today because I still had my apple fritter that Summer got me yesterday. I spent all day finishing up work orders until lunch time. Ronda and Steven met me at CiCi’s for a free buffet for teachers. Jason and Allen were already there because I went half an hour late.

After work, I went to my parents’ house to try and eat, but I was still just too full. We watched the Google I/O 2018 keynote, and Mom got super excited about the Assistant stuff, but quickly lost interest and understanding as the presentation went on. She and Dad were both excited about Morse code being added to Gboard. Dad was creeped out by the robot overlords.

When I got home, I was hot and moody enough to turn on my portable air conditioner in the bedroom. It got me cold pretty quickly, and the rest of the house isn’t too bad. I should probably call someone tomorrow anyway.

Robots use filler words now?

Hot with the Cold

I’m still dealing with a pretty bad head cold. Or maybe it’s allergies. I should get tested, because my head has been killing me lately.

I cleaned up a bunch of work orders today, because I was in the double digits. I still have a few more to go, but at least everything has progress. I never got super hungry, and I never heard from anyone for lunch, so I scavenged a leftover sandwich from teacher appreciation week.

About teacher appreciation week….

Teachers get a whole week of celebration just for showing up nine months out of the year. They already get paid more for working fewer contract days. Teachers are super important, and the good ones deserve the recognition. But then I got an email from one of the admins announcing that he had forgotten to award the classified staff of the month for the past three months. One of our months didn’t even get awarded, because our staff is small enough that they wouldn’t allow repeats, but also wanted to avoid awarding someone who had been written up within the past few months. Best not to give anyone a $25 gas card than have someone feel too appreciated.

So I stole my sandwich, and I ate it with bitterness in my heart.

After work, I came home and did all I could to cool the house down. I didn’t have any new ant infiltrations, which was nice. The bar is set pretty low.

Jack eventually got online and we played some doubles in PUBG. Several quick games, and a couple longer ones. Nothing to write home about. Just as he got off, Aaron got on, so I played one with him before bed.

Can’t I just drill out my sinus cavities?

That’s not snoring. That’s the sound of me dying.

We slept in a bit this morning until the kids all went to hang out with Nick. Summer started some pulled pork barbecue in the crock pot, then I dozed off in her lap while she caught up on Stranger Things so she could watch it with the kids. She went to the gym for a bit before everyone got home, and I watched Moana while updating an old laptop I hadn’t used in a while.

Once the kids got back, they all went to drop Noah off and to get an assortment of gifts from Summer’s parents. She had started some pulled pork barbecue in the crock pot earlier in the morning, which we ate once everyone got back home. It was too late to start an episode of Stranger Things, so we watched New Girl, sent the girls to bed, then caught a couple episodes of The Office before I headed home.

When I got home to my hot house, I discovered I had been invaded again by ants. This time, I lost my apple fritters. I dusted the perimeter of my house with ant killer in a fit of rage, then cleaned up a bit before bed. At least it managed to cool off pretty quickly inside.

Can you imagine an Asian that is bothered by the sound of filing nails???

RJHS hosted – for 10 points – what team’s car show?

After a fit of a night, I got up this morning to go to Summer’s quiz bowl car show at the junior high. We had too many last-minute ideas that we just had to write down for next time, but she and the kids did a great job. They had a pretty decent showing, and I even managed to get Allen and Kristen to show up together.

After the show, I went home until it was time to head to Summer’s house to watch the kids while she and Jenna had a girl’s night out. They went out for dinner, then a show at Front Street while the kids and I watched the first half of the first season of Stranger Things. Summer was ready to come home around the same time we finished our binge session, and then it was bedtime for all.

“This might be too scary for Mom.”
    – The ten-year-old

This is a non-emergency call.

Testing wrapped up this morning. I tried to get some work done remotely, but I’m not sure how much I actually accomplished. Lunch was cold Sumo’s with Zach and Sara before spending all afternoon with Ben and Ryan while they fixed phone issues. They had to call 911 several times to verify what phone numbers and addresses were presented in their system from each of our lines.

Dad called with an electrician at my house, so I ran home for a few minutes in the middle of the afternoon because my internet was down and I couldn’t turn my air conditioner on to test it. When I got there, we found the fan would spin but the compressor wasn’t working, so I still won’t have A/C this weekend. At least it’s nice out.

When they finished, I headed to the junior high to test my phones there and to finish up a couple other things I couldn’t get to earlier in the day. Summer was there late with some kids to set up for the quiz bowl car show tomorrow. When I finally left work, I was feeling super tired and a little sick, so I went home and took a nap for a couple hours. I had a small fever, but I started feeling better after I ate some leftovers.

Summer came by to visit for a bit, but otherwise the rest of the night was mostly a bust after having had a nap earlier and dealing with sinus issues.

*Crickets*

It’s 12:00 Everywhere

I still didn’t have power this morning. I didn’t figure it would change on its own, but I was hopeful. I showered in the dark, then went to work for more testing. I got to play with a new duckling that the kids had hatched, and then clean up one of the three tadpoles that had gotten stuck in the little tank and died.

I met Jason and Allen for lunch at Arby’s, then went to the junior high to take care of some work I had there. Hannah got me a replacement switchblade comb because mine didn’t work well after they had been playing with it. I ended up working a bit late, then had dinner at my parents’ house when I finally got out. I finally made it home to find that most of my power had been restored after Entergy had come earlier in the day, but my air conditioner circuit was still tripped and couldn’t be reset.

I picked up Allen and stopped by to look at a Scion FR-S for sale down the road. I was curious when I first saw it, but after some inspection, I was pretty sure it had been taken off roading at some point in its life. Definitely not worth the payoff they were asking.

I finished the night in a fortunately cool house with some PUBG, then went to bed with an open window again.

You’re pretty smart for a white boy.
I’m only half!
That’s right…

…unless you’ve got POWER!

Today was pretty exhausting. Lemme tell ya ’bout it.

I was at Oakland again for testing until lunch. I had to run around the cafeteria quite a bit to work on a phone issue, so Miss Donna offered me lunch that I took home for later. I took off after lunch so Summer and I could go to Conway and get some things from Sam’s for her car show this weekend. We stopped at Chipotle for lunch first, then hit the Club.

I don’t know how we did it, but we managed to fit several hundred various drinks, chips, and buns into the back two thirds of the Murano. It took us two trips through the store and checkout line to get everything because I wasn’t sure exactly how much we could fit in there. It went better than I expected, but we left some things for purchase back home. After we finished shopping, we went across town to Marble Slab for some ice cream it was super melty because the Slab wasn’t frozen properly but it tasted good all the same.

When we finally got back home, I dropped Summer off at her car that was at the shop for an AC check and went to the junior high to unload. The girls met me there and actually got everything unloaded by the time I returned the keys I borrowed from across the building.

From there I went home and got ready to meet Hope at Front Street for her birthday. She said most of her friends bailed, so I couldn’t let myself be one of them. It was nice to catch up a bit, and I made it out for under 10 bucks.

I finally got home and walked in to a strobe light in the living room. Most of my power was out, both to ceiling lights and outlets. Some of them were supplying a little power so I could see filament burning, but they weren’t bright enough to produce any light. The outside breaker blew again too, so my air conditioning was completely out. Luckily it was cool enough outside to just open some windows around the house. The refrigerator still had power as well, so I can at least get some sleep before dealing with it tomorrow.

I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said “never yield” let another guy pass by him. I wonder if he appreciated the irony.

Tadley Poles

I took three little tadpoles to Oakland with me this morning and set them up in the windowsill. It turned out quite nice with all of the duckweed growing in the top. I’m pretty happy with it. That’s about where productivity stopped.

I spent the rest of the morning parked in the office playing This War of Mine on my phone until it was time to meet Jason and Allen at Ruby Tuesday for a $5 salad bar. Aaron and Stephanie came in shortly after I got there and ate across the aisle from us.

The afternoon was spent running between my buildings after a couple problems popped up at Oakland. Then I went to my parents’ house for some chow mein that Mom cooked up.

Back home, Aaron and another friend of his joined me for some PUBG until bed. I was rocking suppressors all night, but we still never really got very far.

I miss Strawberry Passion Awareness…