I’m callin’ in sick today!

I woke up still holding on to the fever from last night, so I called in to work for at least a half day. After going back to sleep, I didn’t wake up until well after lunchtime, so I let them know I’d be taking off the rest of the day as well.

I couldn’t kick the fever all day, but I managed to call Suddenlink to complain about my rate. I went from $94 for 100Mb and telephone service to $54 for 200Mb service and no telephone. I call that a win.

Late in the evening, I called Brandie to see how her mom’s doing. Apparently she’s been in the hospital after a multiple bypass, compounded by diabetic issues. She says she’s doing relatively well, but still has to get through therapy to regain some independence.

I’m just now starting to feel better, so hopefully some sleep will get me back to normal for the morning.

Ain’t goin’ to work, no way!

Fevers: Now in Convenient Installments!

As if by clockwork, I came down with a fever and body aches this afternoon. This is exactly 31 days after I thought I had contracted avian flu from the duck. At first I thought it was the Ci-Ci’s, but this mess is more sinister.

I came home after work and burned up under the covers for a few hours, trying to sweat it out like last time. I think the fever’s still here, along with the aches and ringing ears as though I’ve returned from a war zone.

Speaking of war, I tried playing a single, short-lived game of Battlegrounds with Jack and Josh. That hurt too much, so now I’m back to bed.

‘Til the very next day…

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

I spent all day fighting with my Autodesk deployment again. Still nowhere. It’s super aggravating.

Allen and I went to Taco Villa for lunch. I can’t believe how crowded that place stays.

After work, I went to my parents’ house for thịt kho tàu, which is caramelized/braised pork and hard boiled eggs.

On the way home I had to stop for gas, then pulled through the parking lot at AT&T as Kevin and Mayra were just getting off work to visit for a minute.

Once home, Johnny, Aaron, a random, and I won a game of Battlegrounds. Awesome.

More sleep is more gooder.

DEPLOYYYYY

I finally got some successful deployments at work today. Allen and I went to Linh for lunch, which was surprising and awesome. Ben is the only one that has ever gone there with me before. Allen really liked the sweet and spicy chicken he got, and I had the phở.

After work, I came home and fed the duck. It looked like it had gotten into a smaller water dish I left out, which is good. The food dish was also full of water though, so I’m sure Bác Vân did that unintentionally while watering her garden. I don’t know what time she normally does that, but I’ll have to figure something out to make sure the duck’s getting food before it gets ruined every day.

I finished the night with some Battlegrounds and a couple depressing games of Overwatch. I’m going to try and get to sleep earlier tonight with the hopes that I’ll feel better rested in the morning.

Why do we live in a world with metered internet usage, and where I have to threaten to cancel my cable internet in order to get a better price?

FREEEEDOOOOMMMM

I got up this morning and let the duck go to its new home in the garden. It had eaten a little bit this morning, but not nearly as much as usual. At least all of the corn was gone. I’ll need to go get a bag of frozen corn or something to throw out there later. I couldn’t tell that it did much other than hide all day, but it was hot outside, and it just stayed in the shade of the plants.

Josh came over for some help with a laptop, and I unloaded a desktop onto him. He wanted wireless for it, so we stopped by the office to get a scrap NIC for him, and then my parents and sister wanted to go out to eat. Julie picked me up, and we met Mom and Dad at Sumo. The service was awful, but the food was fair. I’d had much better from there before. At one point while taking our orders, the waitress’s phone started ringing and she actually pulled it out to check it. What’s worse is that she didn’t even bother to reject the call or silence the ringer, so it kept playing the Super Mario Bros. theme song awkwardly as she moved on to the next family’s order.

Once home, I did a couple loads of laundry while watching How I Met Your Mother, then finished the night with some Battlegrounds with Johnny and Jack.

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Wasted weekend with a sleepy duck.

I had planned to get the duck outside this morning, but there was a crew taking down a tree a few houses away, and I didn’t like all the noise. I decided to feed the duck and get it used to a new food dish that I can keep outside by its new water bucket, but I couldn’t tell that it ever ate anything from it all day. It just slept the entire day. I normally see it eat a ton, so I’m not sure what was up today. I turned the light off before sunset so it could get used to natural night time, and I guess I’ll try again tomorrow.

The rest of the day was spent munching on leftovers and playing Overwatch and Battlegrounds. Nothing else to show for myself.

I wish I lived in a place that’s nice.

Having a duck is exactly like having a human child.

I wasn’t sent off to any projects today, so I spent most of my time working on my deployment for Autodesk Inventor. It’s still not working. I’m running out of time fast. I hate it.

After work, I took Bác Vân to Lowe’s, then Tractor Supply Co. to shop for chicken wire. She’s convinced the duck won’t fly away in a month. I got 50 feet of 3-foot tall chicken wire for $15 though, so I’m willing to at least get the duck smell out of the house. It’s really too big for the bucket now, and hopefully it’ll be happier in the garden anyway. Luckily, Dad had some fence posts I could use, so I didn’t have to spend anything on that.
   
I’ll re-home the duck in the morning. She’d better not eat it.

Seriously, I know exactly what being a parent is like after this past month.

The Porkening

We finally finished unboxing all of the 1:1 laptops today. We won’t have to do that again for three years. Who even knows where I’ll be by then?

We stopped by 10 Box Plus on the way to our potluck lunch so Allen and I could get our contributions. I picked up some deviled egg potato salad that was awesome, as well as an Orange Crush cake that was also delicious. Ben smoked some pork shoulder for BBQ sandwiches, and everything was really great.

After work, I came home to a freshly delivered case of Soylent Cacao and some Dove chocolates that came in an insulated box with icepacks from Amazon. I was really impressed.

From there, I fed the duck and tried to spend some time with it. I’m torn on whether to build a pen for it in the garden, or just keep it inside until I’m able to get it to a pond. It’d be neat to have a duck around, but these things like to migrate away. It doesn’t really like me at all anyway. I guess what’s good for the duck is good for me. I really wanted to crochet a harness for it though.

I tried to play a round of Battlegrounds, but Johnny rage quit less than five minutes into the first round. After that it was cancerous teams on Overwatch until I earned all of my bonus loot boxes.

At least tomorrow’s Friday again.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

Today was the first full day of work I’ve had since last week. I was super tired in the morning, and we had a pretty good day’s worth of work moving and unpacking laptops, so I was really tired by the time I got home.

Josh came over right after work and waited as I completed prepping my laptops. We went to Best Buy where I discovered the promotion had ended nearly a week early! I got about half what I expected to receive, which was a huge disappointment.

After that, we went to Old Chicago for some pizza. We weren’t too long into our meal when a choir group on the other side of the restaurant broke out into a rousing rendition of Drunken Sailor. I absolutely loved the performance, but Josh loathed the experience. They continued on for several more songs throughout our time there – more than I would have expected or really appreciated. I think I was mostly excited about hearing a sea shanty.

Once we finished dinner, it was back home for bed.

Earl-aye in the morning!

The Efficiency Machine

We met at the high school this morning to help with unboxing the new 1-1 laptops. It’s moments like those that I feel like my true calling is on a factory line, but I would get so bored after just a short while. After we got about halfway through, someone called for a half-day. Apparently they had gotten a late start on waxing our floors, so they let us out after lunch.

A few of us went to Chick-fil-A for lunch, but we didn’t even stay for the full lunch hour before Jason got a call that we had to go move a pallet of computers into the building. Zach asked me to swing by Staples to look for a video cable adapter, and by the time I got back to the shop, they had just started to get the pallet jack. We made short work of the pallet and a half, then left for home.

I took the opportunity to get some laptops ready in case Josh wanted to go to Conway, but he wasn’t feeling up to it. I ended up feeding the duck and cleaning up the house a bit until Amanda emailed saying her phone died, and she wanted to know if I had one I could loan her. She came by to pick up the Moto X 2nd Gen, and then I went to my parents’ for dinner.

Later in the evening, I was playing a couple quick rounds of Battlegrounds with Johnny and Jack when my power suddenly flickered and everything smart in my house started complaining. It happened once more, and I ended up staying up too late fighting with one particular WeMo switch that refused to reconnect to my WiFi. I don’t know what’s up with my router the past few days, but it’s been very aggravating.

Just keep swimming…